Official Club Hospitality Available for Dumbarton Match

Last updated : 07 April 2005 By Nach0king
A Gold Lounge patron arrives at Cappielow
GMFC.net reports that six "Silver Lounge" places have become available on the date of the Dumbarton match, namely the 23rd of April.

The lounge, which may or may not be hewn entirely from solid blocks of silver, offers guests a buffet lunch, a tour of the stadium, and a pay bar.*

"BUT AT WHAT COST?", you blare. Well, it's £40 per person, which isn't bad considering you're carried to and from the stadium by sedan chair (pictured.) Actually, that last sentence is a complete lie. You only get that the sedan chair with the Gold Lounge package.

With hospitality otherwise fully booked until the end of the season, you can only secure attendance at this event for a limited time. To apply, call 01475 723571 and speak to Susan Gregory, the Commercial Manager or email commercial@gmfc.net.

*The chemical symbol for silver is Ag. The lounge is, in fact, mostly composed of wood, which doesn't have a chemical symbol.