Speaking from his secret underground lair in Australia, Bronson from "Round the Twist" said, "Bladdy 'ell, mate, I sure hope the big matcharoo goes ahead t'noight. I've already cracked open me Foster's in anticipation!"
The club was formed in 1996 during a Black Mass/ouija board seance, in which Dominic Keane rose from the centre of the earth to strike a plague upon Scottish football.